Habit Haver Mugs

'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

You will always find a spot to garden

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

Addiction Research Centre.

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

The Ten Resolutions

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

Quality Family Time.

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

New Year's Resolutions

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

"Good dog. Good dog."

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'

"I would have gone on a run."

Windows are just for show.

We want to put all our money into bricks.

Participation awards: You didn't eat all the fries; You're trying to scroll less; You remembered to bring the reusable bag to the store; You flossed!; Someone else was later than you.

'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'