Quitting A Bad Habit Prints

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"Does it come in menthol?"

Packey Bar.

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

'I'd like to quit drinking, but it's all I KNOW!'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'