Habit Hater Gifts

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Too much cilantro

Maybe clean out your wallet

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Packey Bar.

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"