Habitual Hazard Hater Gifts

"Gawd, I hate these water hazards!!"

Good News about winter

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Confucius say: shut up.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

"This is the worst parade ever."

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

'How did I become Vice-President? You ask...I came up with the logest list of fees to charge bank customers.'

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

"Where are the fire exits?"

Hazards ALWAYS exist!...

Eyes Open!...

Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

'Look who just blew in from Bordeaux.'

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

Hi Frequency Sound Proof Hoodies.

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!'

"Trust me. We won't have to worry about my shadow any more."