Habitual Hazard Hater Gifts

Searching for a gift for the habitual hazard hater? Discover humorously thoughtful items that celebrate their cautious nature. Whether they’re safety-minded or just love to poke fun at risky situations, our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that make light of their cautious personality and love of safety. Find the perfect gift to cheer up or encourage the hazard hater to stay safe while making a statement.

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"Gawd, I hate these water hazards!!" mockup

"Gawd, I hate these water hazards!!"

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Good News about winter

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10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter. mockup

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

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'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?' mockup

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

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Portrait sweating above a fireplace mockup

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

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'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...' mockup

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

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Confucius say: shut up.

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"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages." mockup

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

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Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy. mockup

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

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"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!" mockup

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

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'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?' mockup

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

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Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute. mockup

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

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'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!' mockup

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

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"This is the worst parade ever."

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"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!" mockup

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

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'How did I become Vice-President? You ask...I came up with the logest list of fees to charge bank customers.'

'How did I become Vice-President? You ask...I came up with the logest list of fees to charge bank customers.' mockup

'How did I become Vice-President? You ask...I came up with the logest list of fees to charge bank customers.'

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"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..." mockup

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

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The hills were alive with the sound of midges

The hills were alive with the sound of midges mockup

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

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My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.

My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed. mockup

My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.

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Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?' mockup

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

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'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!' mockup

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

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'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.' mockup

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

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"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand." mockup

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

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"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year." mockup

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

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"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays." mockup

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

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'Look who just blew in from Bordeaux.' mockup

'Look who just blew in from Bordeaux.'

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Golfer hits a plane on his drive. mockup

Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

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"Where are the fire exits?"

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Hazards ALWAYS exist!...

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Eyes Open!...

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'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!'

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!' mockup

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!'

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"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing." mockup

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

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Hi Frequency Sound Proof Hoodies. mockup

Hi Frequency Sound Proof Hoodies.

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Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat.

Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat. mockup

Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat.

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Habitual Hazard Hater Gifts Collection

Habitual Hazard Hater Mugs

Browse our mugs collection for humorous and clever safety-themed designs that hazard haters will love to start their day with.

Habitual Hazard Hater Pillows

Explore our pillows for safety-themed humor that adds comfort and laughter to any hazard-loving or cautious person's space.

Habitual Hazard Hater Prints

View our prints for eye-catching, humorous safety motifs perfect for hazard haters to decorate their environment with personality.

Habitual Hazard Hater T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt selection for fun and witty safety slogans tailored for hazard haters who like to wear their cautious side.