Holiday Hater Gifts

If you know someone who'd rather skip the holiday hubbub, our collection of funny and thoughtful products is just the thing. Perfect for those who cherish tranquility, our items make a tongue-in-cheek statement about avoiding holiday madness with style and humor.

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"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays." mockup

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays." mockup

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays." mockup

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays." mockup

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

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"I hate this time of year...."

"I hate this time of year...." mockup

"I hate this time of year...." mockup

"I hate this time of year...." mockup

"I hate this time of year...." mockup

"I hate this time of year...."

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'I hate Mondays.'

'I hate Mondays.' mockup

'I hate Mondays.' mockup

'I hate Mondays.' mockup

'I hate Mondays.' mockup

'I hate Mondays.'

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'I hate all holidays!'

'I hate all holidays!' mockup

'I hate all holidays!' mockup

'I hate all holidays!' mockup

'I hate all holidays!' mockup

'I hate all holidays!'

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Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan. mockup

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan. mockup

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan. mockup

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan. mockup

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

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"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..." mockup

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..." mockup

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..." mockup

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..." mockup

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

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Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree. mockup

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree. mockup

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree. mockup

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree. mockup

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

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'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!' mockup

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!' mockup

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!' mockup

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!' mockup

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

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"You know I hate birthdays!"

"You know I hate birthdays!" mockup

"You know I hate birthdays!" mockup

"You know I hate birthdays!" mockup

"You know I hate birthdays!" mockup

"You know I hate birthdays!"

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'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...' mockup

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...' mockup

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...' mockup

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...' mockup

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

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Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Portrait sweating above a fireplace mockup

Portrait sweating above a fireplace mockup

Portrait sweating above a fireplace mockup

Portrait sweating above a fireplace mockup

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

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"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace." mockup

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace." mockup

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace." mockup

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace." mockup

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

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'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.' mockup

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.' mockup

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.' mockup

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.' mockup

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

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'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!' mockup

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!' mockup

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!' mockup

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!' mockup

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

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"Dang it." mockup

"Dang it." mockup

"Dang it." mockup

"Dang it." mockup

"Dang it."

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"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs." mockup

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs." mockup

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs." mockup

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs." mockup

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

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"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!" mockup

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!" mockup

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!" mockup

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!" mockup

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

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"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"I've never hated Christmas, just people." mockup

"I've never hated Christmas, just people." mockup

"I've never hated Christmas, just people." mockup

"I've never hated Christmas, just people." mockup

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

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'...Then we thought, stuff Christmas, the world is full of naughty brats anyway.'

'...Then we thought, stuff Christmas, the world is full of naughty brats anyway.' mockup

'...Then we thought, stuff Christmas, the world is full of naughty brats anyway.' mockup

'...Then we thought, stuff Christmas, the world is full of naughty brats anyway.' mockup

'...Then we thought, stuff Christmas, the world is full of naughty brats anyway.' mockup

'...Then we thought, stuff Christmas, the world is full of naughty brats anyway.'

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'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!' mockup

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!' mockup

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!' mockup

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!' mockup

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

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'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.' mockup

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.' mockup

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.' mockup

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.' mockup

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

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'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.' mockup

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.' mockup

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.' mockup

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.' mockup

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

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'Santa's blotto.'

'Santa's blotto.' mockup

'Santa's blotto.' mockup

'Santa's blotto.' mockup

'Santa's blotto.' mockup

'Santa's blotto.'

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Secular Holy Days

Secular Holy Days mockup

Secular Holy Days mockup

Secular Holy Days mockup

Secular Holy Days mockup

Secular Holy Days

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"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..." mockup

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..." mockup

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..." mockup

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..." mockup

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

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Santa's family holding firearms

Santa's family holding firearms mockup

Santa's family holding firearms mockup

Santa's family holding firearms mockup

Santa's family holding firearms mockup

Santa's family holding firearms

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'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?' mockup

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?' mockup

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?' mockup

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?' mockup

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

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"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!" mockup

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!" mockup

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!" mockup

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!" mockup

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

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'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?' mockup

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?' mockup

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?' mockup

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?' mockup

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

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'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.' mockup

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.' mockup

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.' mockup

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.' mockup

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

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"And then they literally have a parade."

"And then they literally have a parade." mockup

"And then they literally have a parade." mockup

"And then they literally have a parade." mockup

"And then they literally have a parade." mockup

"And then they literally have a parade."

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Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas. mockup

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas. mockup

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas. mockup

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas. mockup

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

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"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?" mockup

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?" mockup

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?" mockup

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?" mockup

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

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"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday."

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday." mockup

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday." mockup

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday." mockup

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday." mockup

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday."

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Holiday Hater Gifts Collection

Holiday Hater Mugs

Looking for more gift ideas? Check out our collection of holiday hater mugs—perfect for starting their day with a laugh.

Holiday Hater Pillows

Find humorous pillows that suit the holiday hater’s style—great for adding personality to their favorite space.

Holiday Hater Prints

Explore our funny and thoughtful prints that speak directly to holiday haters—brighten their home with humor.

Holiday Hater T-Shirts

Browse our range of holiday hater t-shirts—comfortable, witty, and perfect for making a statement during the season.