Holiday Avoider Gifts

Looking for a gift for a holiday avoider? Our collection of creative, humorous products is perfect for those who prefer to steer clear of holiday chaos. Delight them with clever designs that say it all without the holiday fuss. Whether it's printed on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these gifts are sure to resonate and bring a smile. They’re ideal for anyone who champions their own holiday traditions or just likes to stay comfortably out of the seasonal spotlight.

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"Gasp! Christmas! Puff! Must get away from...Christmas! Gasp! Puff!"

"Gasp! Christmas! Puff! Must get away from...Christmas! Gasp! Puff!" mockup

"Gasp! Christmas! Puff! Must get away from...Christmas! Gasp! Puff!" mockup

"Gasp! Christmas! Puff! Must get away from...Christmas! Gasp! Puff!" mockup

"Gasp! Christmas! Puff! Must get away from...Christmas! Gasp! Puff!" mockup

"Gasp! Christmas! Puff! Must get away from...Christmas! Gasp! Puff!"

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'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.' mockup

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.' mockup

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.' mockup

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.' mockup

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

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"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace." mockup

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace." mockup

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace." mockup

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace." mockup

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

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'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.' mockup

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.' mockup

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.' mockup

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.' mockup

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue." mockup

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue." mockup

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue." mockup

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue." mockup

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

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The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic. mockup

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic. mockup

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic. mockup

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic. mockup

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

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'I hate all holidays!'

'I hate all holidays!' mockup

'I hate all holidays!' mockup

'I hate all holidays!' mockup

'I hate all holidays!' mockup

'I hate all holidays!'

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'Did you say psst?.'

'Did you say psst?.' mockup

'Did you say psst?.' mockup

'Did you say psst?.' mockup

'Did you say psst?.' mockup

'Did you say psst?.'

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"You know I hate birthdays!"

"You know I hate birthdays!" mockup

"You know I hate birthdays!" mockup

"You know I hate birthdays!" mockup

"You know I hate birthdays!" mockup

"You know I hate birthdays!"

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'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.' mockup

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.' mockup

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.' mockup

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.' mockup

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

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"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head." mockup

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head." mockup

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head." mockup

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head." mockup

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

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"I'd rather be at the office."

"I'd rather be at the office." mockup

"I'd rather be at the office." mockup

"I'd rather be at the office." mockup

"I'd rather be at the office." mockup

"I'd rather be at the office."

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'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!' mockup

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!' mockup

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!' mockup

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!' mockup

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

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"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner." mockup

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner." mockup

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner." mockup

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner." mockup

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

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"... and don't forget to clean out the garage and attic... and the gutters need to be..." "Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I wasn't an eager beaver when you married me."

"... and don't forget to clean out the garage and attic... and the gutters need to be..." "Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I wasn't an eager beaver when you married me." mockup

"... and don't forget to clean out the garage and attic... and the gutters need to be..." "Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I wasn't an eager beaver when you married me." mockup

"... and don't forget to clean out the garage and attic... and the gutters need to be..." "Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I wasn't an eager beaver when you married me." mockup

"... and don't forget to clean out the garage and attic... and the gutters need to be..." "Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I wasn't an eager beaver when you married me." mockup

"... and don't forget to clean out the garage and attic... and the gutters need to be..." "Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I wasn't an eager beaver when you married me."

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'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!' mockup

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!' mockup

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!' mockup

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!' mockup

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

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'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.' mockup

'Any place that doesn't have snow.' mockup

'Any place that doesn't have snow.' mockup

'Any place that doesn't have snow.' mockup

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

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Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Pilates Creative Stretching Program. mockup

Pilates Creative Stretching Program. mockup

Pilates Creative Stretching Program. mockup

Pilates Creative Stretching Program. mockup

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

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'I'll never use that travel agent again!'

'I'll never use that travel agent again!' mockup

'I'll never use that travel agent again!' mockup

'I'll never use that travel agent again!' mockup

'I'll never use that travel agent again!' mockup

'I'll never use that travel agent again!'

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"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?" mockup

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?" mockup

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?" mockup

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?" mockup

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

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'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.' mockup

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.' mockup

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.' mockup

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.' mockup

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.'

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'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...' mockup

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...' mockup

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...' mockup

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...' mockup

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

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'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?' mockup

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?' mockup

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?' mockup

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?' mockup

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

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'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.' mockup

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.' mockup

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.' mockup

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.' mockup

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

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'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?' mockup

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?' mockup

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?' mockup

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?' mockup

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

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'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

'I hate doing Christmas cards!' mockup

'I hate doing Christmas cards!' mockup

'I hate doing Christmas cards!' mockup

'I hate doing Christmas cards!' mockup

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

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'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...' mockup

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...' mockup

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...' mockup

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...' mockup

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

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Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas. mockup

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas. mockup

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas. mockup

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas. mockup

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

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"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday."

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday." mockup

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday." mockup

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday." mockup

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday." mockup

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday."

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"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family." mockup

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family." mockup

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family." mockup

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family." mockup

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

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"Somewhere a long. . . long way from the World Cup."

"Somewhere a long. . . long way from the World Cup." mockup

"Somewhere a long. . . long way from the World Cup." mockup

"Somewhere a long. . . long way from the World Cup." mockup

"Somewhere a long. . . long way from the World Cup." mockup

"Somewhere a long. . . long way from the World Cup."

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"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket."

"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket." mockup

"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket." mockup

"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket." mockup

"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket." mockup

"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket."

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Holiday Avoider Gifts Collection

Holiday Avoider Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for holiday avoiders—witty, humorous designs that make every coffee break a statement of independence.

Holiday Avoider Pillows

Find the ultimate pillows for holiday avoiders—comfort with a humorous twist, making their space truly their own.

Holiday Avoider Prints

Decorate their space with prints designed for holiday avoiders—fun, quirky artwork that celebrates their festive independence.

Holiday Avoider T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak volumes for holiday avoiders—fun and clever designs that show off their festive-free attitude in style.