Anti-holiday Enthusiast Gifts

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

Christmas: Let's get it over with.

'I hate all holidays!'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

The Hollowdays.

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

Christmas Sale Special

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

'I'm really sorry, but production costs are far lower in Korea!'

'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.'

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

The True Meaning of Christmas

Typical, isn't it?

"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era."

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

Santa Claus does not exist - Satan

'I can't wait to get this holiday of a lifetime over so I can get back to my banal existence.'

'Tell us how the big guy really finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut you a deal.'

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

"So that's agreed then, we'll go with 'Happy Festive Period' as long as we add a codicil confirming we are in no way responsible for said 'happiness' or 'festivity'."

Anti-vaxer Christmas