Anti-holiday Enthusiast Gifts

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

Christmas: Let's get it over with.

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'I hate all holidays!'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

The Hollowdays.

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

Christmas Sale Special

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

'I'm really sorry, but production costs are far lower in Korea!'

'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.'

The True Meaning of Christmas

"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era."

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

Typical, isn't it?

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'I can't wait to get this holiday of a lifetime over so I can get back to my banal existence.'

Santa Claus does not exist - Satan

'Tell us how the big guy really finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut you a deal.'

Anti-vaxer Christmas