Anti-christmas Enthusiast Gifts

"I feel the same way you do about Christmas. It will all be over soon."

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'I hate all holidays!'

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

'About this patriarchal middle-class morality of yours....'

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

Christmas Sale Special

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

"Oops."

Donald Trump Christmas card

'I'm really sorry, but production costs are far lower in Korea!'

Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?'

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

"Looks like we won't be needing you this year...we got our own gifts!"

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

The Grinch Who Stole ?

"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era."

...and a Merry Christmas to you too.

Santa Claus does not exist - Satan

Christmas: Let's get it over with.

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

"Do you want to go caroling?"

'Tell us how the big guy really finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut you a deal.'

'The big guy doesn't need us anymore. He's giving everyone gift cards this year.'

Xmas Humbug Jumpers

Anti-vaxer Christmas

No more Mr Nice Guy!