Christmas Cynics Gifts

Looking for a gift that truly captures the spirit of the holiday season for the cynic in your life? Our collection offers humorous and relatable items for Christmas skeptics who love a good laugh over traditional cheer. Perfect for those who view the festivities with a dash of sarcasm and a wink of irony, these gifts celebrate holiday humor and honest honesty.

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Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?'

Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?' mockup

Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?'

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"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

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"Looks like we won't be needing you this year...we got our own gifts!"

"Looks like we won't be needing you this year...we got our own gifts!" mockup

"Looks like we won't be needing you this year...we got our own gifts!"

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"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar." mockup

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

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'I hate all holidays!'

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'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.' mockup

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

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"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"I've never hated Christmas, just people." mockup

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

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"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!" mockup

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

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"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

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"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!" mockup

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

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"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?" mockup

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

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'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...' mockup

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

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'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.' mockup

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

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'About this patriarchal middle-class morality of yours....'

'About this patriarchal middle-class morality of yours....' mockup

'About this patriarchal middle-class morality of yours....'

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'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.' mockup

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

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'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?' mockup

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

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'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?' mockup

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

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'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.' mockup

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

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Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.

Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'. mockup

Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.

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"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

"Just another silly programme this Christmas." mockup

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

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Santa Sucks

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Christmas Sale Special

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'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'

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'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.' mockup

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

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"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'."

"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'." mockup

"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'."

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"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?" mockup

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

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Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas. mockup

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

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"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses." mockup

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

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Baaa...humbug.

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'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.'

'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.' mockup

'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.'

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"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era."

"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era." mockup

"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era."

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Spama Claus.

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Wallowing in elf pity...

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'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

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Lighting of the President-Elect

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Christmas Cynics Gifts Collection

Christmas Cynics Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for Christmas cynics—bring some humor to their morning routine with witty holiday designs.

Christmas Cynics Pillows

Find the ideal Christmas cynics pillows to add humorous holiday charm to their home decor.

Christmas Cynics Prints

Browse our Christmas cynics prints for a funny, festive touch that speaks to the skeptics and the sarcastic in us all.

Christmas Cynics T-Shirts

Check out our Christmas cynics t-shirts—perfect for those who love to wear their skepticism with pride during the holiday season.