Modern Holiday Cynics Gifts

Looking for a tongue-in-cheek gift that captures the modern holiday cynic’s spirit? Our collection features witty and hilarious products that playfully poke fun at holiday traditions, making them ideal for those who prefer a little sarcasm and humor during the festive season. Whether they love a good joke or enjoy irony, our items are perfect to add a humorous twist to their holiday cheer.

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'I'm feeling a bit cynical this year. Just bring me cash.'

'I'm feeling a bit cynical this year. Just bring me cash.' mockup

'I'm feeling a bit cynical this year. Just bring me cash.'

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"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

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'I hate all holidays!'

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Christmas Present Wrapping Service. mockup

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

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"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"I've never hated Christmas, just people." mockup

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

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"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

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'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...' mockup

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

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'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.' mockup

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

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'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?' mockup

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

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'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.' mockup

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

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'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?' mockup

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

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"And this is where the magic happens." mockup

"And this is where the magic happens."

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"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

"Just another silly programme this Christmas." mockup

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

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"You know I don't celebrate Valentines."

"You know I don't celebrate Valentines." mockup

"You know I don't celebrate Valentines."

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Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas. mockup

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

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'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.' mockup

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

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"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?" mockup

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

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Christmas Sale Special

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'I'm really sorry, but production costs are far lower in Korea!'

'I'm really sorry, but production costs are far lower in Korea!' mockup

'I'm really sorry, but production costs are far lower in Korea!'

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Baaa...humbug.

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Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?'

Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?' mockup

Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?'

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'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.'

'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.' mockup

'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.'

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Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

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"Running Deer sends his regrets." mockup

"Running Deer sends his regrets."

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'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

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"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era."

"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era." mockup

"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era."

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"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore." mockup

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

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"Looks like we won't be needing you this year...we got our own gifts!"

"Looks like we won't be needing you this year...we got our own gifts!" mockup

"Looks like we won't be needing you this year...we got our own gifts!"

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Wallowing in elf pity...

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"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?" mockup

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

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Santa Claus does not exist - Satan mockup

Santa Claus does not exist - Satan

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'I can't wait to get this holiday of a lifetime over so I can get back to my banal existence.'

'I can't wait to get this holiday of a lifetime over so I can get back to my banal existence.' mockup

'I can't wait to get this holiday of a lifetime over so I can get back to my banal existence.'

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Santa and reindeers mounted as wall trophies

Santa and reindeers mounted as wall trophies mockup

Santa and reindeers mounted as wall trophies

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"This time of year I'm truly happy I'm inside."

"This time of year I'm truly happy I'm inside." mockup

"This time of year I'm truly happy I'm inside."

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"It's not 'too f**king early for Christmas' it's 'REALLY too f**king early for Christmas 26'."

"It's not 'too f**king early for Christmas' it's 'REALLY too f**king early for Christmas 26'." mockup

"It's not 'too f**king early for Christmas' it's 'REALLY too f**king early for Christmas 26'."

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Modern Holiday Cynics Gifts Collection

Modern Holiday Cynics Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous holiday cynic mugs that bring a witty twist to their morning routine and seasonal coffee rituals.

Modern Holiday Cynics Pillows

Brighten their holiday space with our humor-filled cynic pillows, offering a playful touch to festive decor with a sarcastic flair.

Modern Holiday Cynics Prints

Bring humor into their home with our fun and witty holiday cynic prints, ideal for decorating with a touch of irony during the festive season.

Modern Holiday Cynics T-Shirts

Find the perfect humorous t-shirt for the holiday cynic in your life, featuring clever and sarcastic designs that celebrate their unique holiday attitude.