Christmas Contrarian Gifts

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

Opposing viewpoint.

"His upper body knows it's winter. His legs are in denial."

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

"It was never about the presents - it's about the power."

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

Christmas Sale Special

Book about the real meaning of Christmas is on sale.

Which Brain is Half Full and Which is Half Empty?

"There are never sleigh tracks on our roof, or soot tracks on our carpet. Maybe you're just fake news?"

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

Baaa...humbug.

Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?'

"Looks like we won't be needing you this year...we got our own gifts!"

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

'Somehow, it just doesn't seem the same!'

Wallowing in elf pity...

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

'Visit Absent Father Christmas' grotto.'

Santa and reindeers mounted as wall trophies

Christmas: Let's get it over with.

We Know Its Xmas Crap But Hey People Buy It.

"It's not 'too f**king early for Christmas' it's 'REALLY too f**king early for Christmas 26'."

Santa Documentary