Holiday Purist Gifts

Sanity Claus: 'Celebrate the birth of Christ.

Santa Claus's Mail

Christmas Tree

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Happy Turkey Day!

Horn of Leftovers

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Santa called but you were out!

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'I hate all holidays!'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"