Winter Hater Gifts

My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.

"Trust me. We won't have to worry about my shadow any more."

Good News about winter

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Bless You."

Keeping warm.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Rude Snowpeople

"Gimme the carrot!"

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Lovers embrace

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

The Off-Season

Fireplace Projector.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

Three bears hibernating

"I thought the snow would never start"