Winter Hibernator Gifts

The Off-Season

You have to hibernate in another cave. Last year you kept me up all winter with your snoring.

'The long winters really have an effect on Greg's mood.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'Goodness, dear, are you planning to sleep late?'

'I know a lost cause when I see one.'

Groundhog Day

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Boy rolled into a snowball

Keeping warm.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Rude Snowpeople

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'It's easy, just wee!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

Lovers embrace

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."