Morning Hibernators Gifts

"You guys cool with me hitting snooze for another few months?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

David Attenborough's Morning

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

The Off-Season

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

Alarm

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

'The long winters really have an effect on Greg's mood.'

Groundhog Day

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

'The current business climate is keeping the bears in hibernation.'

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'

You have to hibernate in another cave. Last year you kept me up all winter with your snoring.

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

Listen, Mom - someone in there must be ticklish!

'I know a lost cause when I see one.'