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"You guys cool with me hitting snooze for another few months?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

David Attenborough's Morning

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

The Off-Season

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

Alarm

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

'The current business climate is keeping the bears in hibernation.'

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

Groundhog Day

You have to hibernate in another cave. Last year you kept me up all winter with your snoring.

Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'

'I know a lost cause when I see one.'

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

'I hit my mental peak in homeroom.'

Don't be Alarmed Clock