Morning Haters Gifts

Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'I hate Mondays.'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Mums coffee morning

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Dang it."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

Chris Evans

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

'Good Morning!'

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

"What truth can there be, if there is only death?" "Too early for Tolstoy."

'Do you have to yell at the boy when he throws the paper?'

"Grrr."

Listen, Mom - someone in there must be ticklish!

The Non-Sporting Group

The Walking Dread

Behind the 8 Ball

'Okay, Bancroft - here we go again.'

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

'And this one is for first thing in the morning.'

The Mid Morning Bird

"Ed woke each morning at dawn to feed his pets, and each morning at dawn, Bruno and Luna frightened Ed. Yaaaaa! Wha? Who's there?!"

'I got up at 5:30 once and caught a worm -- it wasn't worth it, believe me.'

"I hate Daylight Saving Time."