Morning Haters Gifts

Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'I hate Mondays.'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Mums coffee morning

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

the Morning Joe team.

"Dang it."

Chris Evans

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'Good Morning!'

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

"What truth can there be, if there is only death?" "Too early for Tolstoy."

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

'Do you have to yell at the boy when he throws the paper?'

"Grrr."

Listen, Mom - someone in there must be ticklish!

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

The Non-Sporting Group

'And this one is for first thing in the morning.'

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

The Mid Morning Bird

What, you've never seen coffee with a worm in it? The Too-Early Bird.

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

Behind the 8 Ball

The Walking Dread

'Okay, Bancroft - here we go again.'

"Ed woke each morning at dawn to feed his pets, and each morning at dawn, Bruno and Luna frightened Ed. Yaaaaa! Wha? Who's there?!"