Winter Night Dweller Gifts

'Sure been busy! Good thing it's the slow time of year!'

You Are Here

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Boy rolled into a snowball

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Keeping warm.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Whose the new guy?"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Gimme the carrot!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"You know what they say. Cold hands, warm heart."

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Kissing couple melt the snow

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Fake fur coat and no knickers

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'