"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."
Nighttime Dweller Gifts
Looking for something special for the night owl in your life? Our curated selection of creative gifts captures the spirit of midnight enthusiasts. From humorous to heartfelt, these items are perfect for anyone who prefers the moonlit hours to the daylight. Whether they’re crafting, dreaming, or simply savoring the night, find a gift that resonates with their creative, nocturnal energy.
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
Late night teddy reading
Ancient Landmarks of New York City
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
Night-time halo
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'
'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"
Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.
"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."
"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."
Fish-tank Skyscraper.
"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"
"The dangers of texting while walking #17"
"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"
Questions
How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York
Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'
Upper West Side Story
Spooning
"I travel Prada whenever I can."
"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."
'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'
'Guess they're still fixing the street.'
Nighttime Dweller Gifts Collection
Nighttime Dweller Mugs
Explore our special collection of mugs for night owls, crafted to brighten their late-night brewing sessions with witty and inspiring designs.
Nighttime Dweller Pillows
Add a touch of nocturnal charm with pillows that capture the spirit of the night dweller—soft, fun, and full of creative energy.
Nighttime Dweller Prints
Decorate their space with beautiful art prints inspired by the night. Perfect for any night owl’s home or studio, bringing nocturnal creativity to life.
Nighttime Dweller T-Shirts
Find the perfect tee for the night dweller—our creative, stylish t-shirts are as vibrant as their night-time adventures.