Nighttime Dweller Pillows

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Late night teddy reading

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Night-time halo

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Spooning

Questions

Upper West Side Story

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"