Winter Dweller Pillows

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

You Are Here

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Butterflies

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Snowmen Around The World...

Alien Snowmen

Snow Devil

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Keeping warm.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

A man rakes a tree

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'