Dorm Dweller Gifts

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

Student Food Pyramid

'Well. . . my first year of college is going okay, but I really wish I could get some new roommates.'

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Marshmallows

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Camping-Pong

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Reverse Mortgage.

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

A menu with risks and benefits

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Biting Slippers.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Please use other dimension.

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'Remember the good old days when he wasn't allowed on the furniture?'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

A very in tents little girl.

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

Looks like a nice day out...virtually speaking.

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

Passive aggressive bears are the worst.