Disorderly Dweller Gifts

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"Come and get it!"

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Student Food Pyramid

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Anyway. Long story short. It turns out that I am not, in fact, Spiderman.'

Biting Slippers.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Early American Think tank

Please use other dimension.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

"A minute on the lips"

'Remember the good old days when he wasn't allowed on the furniture?'

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

Looks like a nice day out...virtually speaking.

Recruitment Agency - "Of course the top drawer candidates are more expensive."

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

'We can't afford a bigger house, and stop referring to your room as your cubicle.'

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"Holmes, I keep telling you ... you've got to be more assertive with that horse."

The wasps revenge.

"I'll tell him the cat did it."

"He used most of his personality on the Internet. I get what's leftover."