"A minute on the lips"
Diet Dilemma Dweller Gifts
Searching for a playful way to cheer up someone caught in a diet dilemma? Explore our collection of funny and relatable products that speak to their love of treats and the challenge of dieting. From amusing mugs to clever t-shirts and cozy pillows, every item adds a touch of humor to their daily routine, making light of those irresistible temptations.
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'
"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."
"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"
"I'm retaining doughnuts."
'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'
The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.
'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'
'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'
'Excellent napkin.'
"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."
Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.
"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"
'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'
It was time to start the lockdown diet.
Fast food trap.
"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"
"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"
Need to block those Cookies Santa!
'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'
"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."
"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."
"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"
'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'
Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.
"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."
"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"
"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"
"Our menu is divided into three sections... low carb, low sodium and WTF!"
"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."
'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'
Fresh Donuts. Frank, you can't win the battle of the bulge if you fraternize with the enemy.
'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'
"A pint of chocolate ice cream is a reasonable equivalent for a half cup of non-fat yoghurt, right?"
Diet Dilemma Dweller Gifts Collection
Diet Dilemma Dweller Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for diet dilemma dwellers, packed with witty sayings that make every coffee break a laugh.
Diet Dilemma Dweller Pillows
Find the perfect pillow for those who love to laugh about their diet struggles—soft, funny, and uniquely relatable.
Diet Dilemma Dweller Prints
Decorate with humorous prints that celebrate the funny side of diet dilemmas—ideal for any kitchen or living space.
Diet Dilemma Dweller T-Shirts
Check out our range of humorous t-shirts for anyone navigating diet dilemmas—bring humor to their wardrobe and daily life.