Diet Dilemma Dweller T-Shirts

Dress your favorite foodie in funny, relatable style with our diet dilemma-themed t-shirts. They’re ideal for casual wear and sharing a laugh about food struggles.

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"A minute on the lips"

"A minute on the lips"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Excellent napkin.'

'Excellent napkin.'

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Fast food trap.

Fast food trap.

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"Our menu is divided into three sections... low carb, low sodium and WTF!"

"Our menu is divided into three sections... low carb, low sodium and WTF!"

"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."

"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

Fresh Donuts. Frank, you can't win the battle of the bulge if you fraternize with the enemy.

Fresh Donuts. Frank, you can't win the battle of the bulge if you fraternize with the enemy.

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'

"A pint of chocolate ice cream is a reasonable equivalent for a half cup of non-fat yoghurt, right?"

"A pint of chocolate ice cream is a reasonable equivalent for a half cup of non-fat yoghurt, right?"

Diet Dilemma Dweller T-Shirts Collection

Diet Dilemma Dweller Mugs

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Diet Dilemma Dweller Prints

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