'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'
Dorm Room Resident Gifts
Looking for a gift for a dorm room resident who loves to express themselves creatively? Our collection features fun and inspiring items that match their artistic vibe, making their small space feel big with personality. Whether they’re into witty wall art, colorful pillows, or personalized mugs, find the perfect gift to spark their imagination and brighten their dorm days.
Domestic Superheroes!!
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
Speed Dating for Turtles
The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope
"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."
DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)
"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."
"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."
Biofelineism
'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'
College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.
"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"
"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."
"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."
"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"
'Who gets the decaf?'
'Are we broke yet?'
Things my vacuum likes to suck up
"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"
"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."
"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"
'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'
It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!
"Who ordered a pizza?"
"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"
"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"
It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.
"Much ado list"
"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"
I hate monday mornings.
'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'
'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'
Dorm Room Resident Gifts Collection
Dorm Room Resident Mugs
Explore our collection of creative mugs that celebrate artistic dorm residents—witty, inspiring, and perfect for starting their day.
Dorm Room Resident Pillows
Find colorful, creative pillows that add personality and comfort to any dorm bed or cozy corner.
Dorm Room Resident Prints
Browse inspiring prints to personalize and brighten up the small space of any creative dorm resident.
Dorm Room Resident T-Shirts
Discover fun and creative t-shirts perfect for dorm room artists—comfortable, stylish, and full of personality.