Moving To Dormitory Gifts

Fridge Pirate

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Shakespeare Street

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"I rented out the basement."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'We know you have a cat.'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

'No it's still not fixed'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Student Food Pyramid

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.