Moving To A Dorm Gifts

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Student Food Pyramid

Yeah, I'm living with my parents while I go to college - They moved into my dorm room.

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Shakespeare Street

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I rented out the basement."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'We know you have a cat.'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.