Moving To A New Dorm Gifts

"I don't think it's possible for your room to get any messier!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Tool Box

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

A DIY disaster.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

Shakespeare Street

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'We know you have a cat.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"I rented out the basement."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."