Moving To New Apartment Gifts

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Painting the Ceiling

Yardless: Please help

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Man's best friends."

Lazy Octopus

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Tool Box

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'