Moving To An Apartment Gifts

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

'Fred thinks it's cruel to keep a dog in an apartment.'

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Lazy Octopus

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Tool Box

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Cat statues on entrance gate

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

A DIY disaster.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."