Apartment Move Gifts

'There's a hole in the wall and that was the cheapest sign I could find.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Tool Box

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

A DIY disaster.

"I just..."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Shakespeare Street

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"I rented out the basement."

'We know you have a cat.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Rent a Room With Hot Water