Moving To A New Rental Gifts

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Rent or own?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Tool Box

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Taking it easy

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

A DIY disaster.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I just..."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Beginning Yarder.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

Shakespeare Street

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"