Moving Into A Rental Gifts

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Painting by the numbers for adults

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tool Box

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

A DIY disaster.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Non-Drip ?

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Now what?'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

Moving in

Book Me!

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Shakespeare Street

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'