Moving To A Rental Property Gifts

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Tool Box

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Taking it easy

A DIY disaster.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Shakespeare Street

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Beginning Yarder.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

Hello from the shed.

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"I rented out the basement."

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'