Moving To A Rental Property Pillows

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Doing the borders.

Tool Box

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Taking it easy

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

A DIY disaster.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Beginning Yarder.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Shakespeare Street

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Hello from the shed.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'