Moving Into A Rental Prints

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Tool Box

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

A DIY disaster.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Non-Drip ?

Book Me!

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Moving in

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

Shakespeare Street

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'