Moving Into A Condo Prints

At Bubbe's Condo

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

LAY ZEE FUK

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Doing the borders.

Painting the Ceiling

"You've changed."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Tool Box

"Man's best friends."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'