Moving Into An Apartment Prints

Estate agent client

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Man's best friends."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Tool Box

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Painting the Ceiling

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Home Sweet Home

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."