Apartment Move-in Prints

He's an uninvited houseguest superhero. It's impossible to get him to leave! He has staying power.

The neighbour of the beast

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Cat Towels

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Tool Box

"You've changed."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Love is when you watch television together.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Layer cake

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

A DIY disaster.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Bed Seasons

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Pyjama party

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."