Apartment Move-in Pillows

The neighbour of the beast

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Tool Box

"You've changed."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Love is when you watch television together.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Layer cake

A DIY disaster.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Pyjama party

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'