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At Bubbe's Condo

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

LAY ZEE FUK

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Doing the borders.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"You've changed."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

"Man's best friends."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Cat Towels

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'