Moving To A New Rental Mugs

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Rent or own?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Doing the borders.

Tool Box

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Taking it easy

A DIY disaster.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"I just..."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Shakespeare Street

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Beginning Yarder.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''