Moving To A New Condo Mugs

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

Sunday: Condo Conversion.

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Doing the borders.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Lazy Octopus

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Man's best friends."

Yardless: Please help

Painting the Ceiling