Moving To A City Apartment Gifts

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Urban Gardens

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Rhapsody in Blue.

Omara Portuondo

Culture Saturday

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Relaxing in the Sun

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Why Cows Leave Home

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

The stages of gentrification: a guide

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Kensington Fluffies

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."