Moving To A City Gifts

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

The weekend getaway.

New in town

Travelling alarm clock for the modern urbanite

Street Maze.

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Yes, I've seen a few changes."

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Dog in a lift.

The hick from the sticks

Progress.

"Gee, they just look like a bunch of little ants, don't they?"

"Is your dog friendly or socially maladjusted?"

"On second though, let's head downtown."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Now that you mention it, they do look like ants."

Converted Parking Garage

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Rhapsody in Blue.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Omara Portuondo

Culture Saturday

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.