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The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Man's best friends."

Lazy Octopus

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Painting the Ceiling

Yardless: Please help

Tool Box

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'