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"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

'Fred thinks it's cruel to keep a dog in an apartment.'

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Lazy Octopus

Tool Box

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

The Not-So Smart Meter

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

A DIY disaster.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."