'and then stand in dish for two hours.'
Moving Into First Apartment T-Shirts
Suit up for your new chapter with t-shirts that celebrate your independence. Lighthearted, witty, and stylish options to wear as you settle into your first apartment.
Peeling potatoes
A man irons one of his pant legs.
"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."
"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"
'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'
"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."
A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.
A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.
"Too bright."
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
A DIY disaster.
'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
Shakespeare Street
Fish-tank Skyscraper.
Book Me!
Moving in
It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.
"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"
Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.
"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"
"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."
'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'
'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'
"Pretty cushy, am I right?"
'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'
'We know you have a cat.'
"I rented out the basement."
Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'
"What should I wear to the living room today?"
"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."
"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."
Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.
'And here we have the half bathroom.'
Moving Into First Apartment T-Shirts Collection
Moving Into First Apartment Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate your first apartment journey with funny and inspiring designs—perfect for your morning coffee or tea.
Moving Into First Apartment Pillows
Whether lounging or decorating, our pillows add humor and comfort to your first apartment. Check out our playful and stylish designs.
Moving Into First Apartment Prints
Bring personality to your walls with art prints that celebrate your first apartment. Explore our unique selection for a personalized touch.