Getting First Apartment T-Shirts

"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'We know you have a cat.'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"I rented out the basement."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."